Last year, Smart USA opened a dealership here in SD. Although our family is certainly interested in driving a car that leaves less of an impact on the environment, SD (like most of Southern California) is basically a jungle of oversized Gravedigger wannabes. In the midst of these ridiculous behemoths, a Smart Car just seems like a really bad accident waiting to happen.

We’ve always liked small, boxy cars. Take the Scion xB, for example — the delightful bread truck variety, not the we’ve come from the future bearing aesthetically displeasing vehicles variety. Not sure how I feel about the new Mini Clubman — kind of feels like it defeats the purpose of being mini by making an extended version; sort of a “jumbo shrimp” conundrum.

None of these wee cars, however, can out-small the Peel P50 I saw recently on Top Gear. Top Gear usually features bigger, louder, faster in the automotive world — for example, a Veyron racing a jet. While the P50 might have the loud department covered, it isn’t much bigger than this familiar playground icon. In fact, if you have time to watch the clip below, you’ll see one of the hosts drive his P50 onto the sidewalk, and then grab the handle in the back and bring it to the office with him (it fits into an elevator, with enough room for another person to stand alongside it as well). I think my favorite is the “sports car” iteration of the P50 (reminds me of Homer Simpson’s vision of the perfect car).

Here’s a clip from that episode of Top Gear:

… just doesn’t have quite the same ring as “shake it like a Polaroid picture,” does it?

Polaroid — whose name is indelibly linked with instant photographs — has left the film business. In addition to foiling the clever word-play of that Outkast single, this move has disappointed scores of enthusiasts nationwide. Perhaps it’s just nostalgia, but there’s something about the tactile, analogue feel of Polaroid snapshots. These photos, with their iconic built-in frame, were instantly recognizable, and evoke something you just can’t get from a 2.5 inch LCD screen.

This past week, we had begun to despair after searching Targets throughout America’s finest city to no avail in hopes of replacing our long-gone Polaroid camera. However, we managed to grab one of the last two cameras remaining at a local Walmart. The test photos we snapped of our daughter have that lovely old school feel they’re supposed to have.

While there are plenty of tutorials on how to make a Polaroid-type shot using Photoshop, it will never be quite the same as the real thing.

I forgot how awesome Katamari Damacy was until we recently purchased a copy of the first game (for ten dollars! with free shipping! thanks, buy.com!). While the game is kind of hard to explain in a compelling way, it is loads of fun. Basically, your task is to roll an ever larger ball of stuff (your katamari) until you’ve basically rolled up the entire world. Kind of eschatological, if you think about it.

The quotes from the title of this post are from the King of All Cosmos, giver of katamari tasks and owner of awesome ‘stache. I’m holding out hope that Beautiful Katamari will eventually come out for the Wii.

Katamari is a global movement. Here are some of the places in which you’ll find the wide-ranging cultural impact Katamari has had: fine art, legos, crochet, spring break, knock-off ads, baked goods, high fashion, conferences and Germany.

Get on the Royal Rainbow before you’re left behind! And pick me up a t-shirt or two while you’re at it!

Check out the music in the clip below. If there were some more angular guitars, it might fit well alongside Battles or Blood Brothers (maybe).

While it certainly remains to be seen whether this concert can initiate any positive change — either within North Korea or for US/NK relations — the New York Philharmonic’s concert in North Korea on February 26th was historic as it represented the largest group of American citizens to set foot on North Korean soil since 1953, the end of the Korean War. In many ways, music transcends, permeates and changes cultures, but the totalitarian North Korean regime leaves me little hope for genuine change. Yet, despite my weary cynicism, it’s hard not to be moved by the New York Phil’s beautiful rendition of the Korean traditional, Arirang.

Today, I heard an interview with Lorin Maazel, conductor of the NY Phil, on Fresh Air. Towards the end of the interview, Terry Gross asks Maazel about techniques he uses for reducing tension as he conducts. Not only is his comment remarkably humble for such an accomplished person but his approach, I believe, could greatly benefit those of us in vocational church ministry:

Then you say to yourself, What I do is of no importance whatsoever. I am here as a servant. If I am nervous, it means that I think what I am doing is important. That is an egocentricity which no interpreter can allow himself the luxury of. You’re there to serve the music and you have to be in the best position, psychologically and physiologically, to do so. Which means no tension, no nerves — Yes, exhilaration; yes, enthusiasm; yes, focused energy — but no nervousness because that is counterproductive.

How easy it is, especially in an Asian American setting (where the pastor might be seen by some as a stand-in for a shaman), for church leaders to get carried away with themselves and their own significance.

Isn’t that part of the problem with attractional, event-oriented approaches to church? If my sense of success or failure depends on how well I go over at the big show, then there’s no joy — not for me or for anyone unlucky enough to be there. There’s music, all right — but it’s a praise chorus to me, not an invitation to dance to the heartbeat of God together. While big events do have their place in the spectrum of life and ministry for the people of God, I join with Once A Youth Pastor in asking whether the downside outweighs the benefits [h/t: Marko for highlighting this blog].

Like a good Presbyterian, I believe that the church must truly preach the Word of God and rightly administer the sacraments — so, in that sense, what pastors do every week is something important — but the temptation to blur the lines between the messenger and the Message is so great that the pulpit can easily exalt the person behind it and not the Word of God on top of it.

Maazel’s quote paints such a lovely picture of what church ministry could be — exhilarating, enthusiastic, joyful — if we would be so consumed by the Music that we could honestly stand in front of others and serve as an interpreters without ego.

I’m heading out on a weekend retreat with our youth group. Please pray for me.

Here’s a little design I worked up for our retreat:

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If I’m not back by Sunday evening, please send a team into the woods looking for me.