If I had entrance music or a rad metal band following me around, I would totally steal the awesome intro the Detroit Pistons have been using for, like, forever… I’m taking, of course, about The Final Countdown by Europe.

What Gob Bluth lacks in magical chops, he makes up for in intro-music enthusiasm. And, of course, the soundtrack to his mad magical preening is The Final Countdown.  Observe:

Of course, this hit from Europe has been revived over the last year or so because of this guy:

But what to make of these headbanging cellists?  It’s either my newest favorite thing, or I need to go take a shower. So wrong… and yet:

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Even the sweet strains of Europe, though, have a hard time competing with the sheer insanity of the Arrested Development chicken dance: