As if I needed further proof that deer have bad intentions, check out this cake [h/t: Cake Wrecks]:

deer-cake

I think the Cake Wrecks summary says it all:

That deer is staring straight into my soul, and it’s totally creeping me out. The smoke column on the side is kind of odd, too, although I like the idea of using sprinkles for ash.

This cake — with the fire, smoke (actually, it’s a tree) and glaring — needs a soundtrack.  Maybe something like this.  Or this.