Earlier this week, when we went to pick up our daughter from her great-aunt’s house, we heard the story of how some Jehovah’s Witnesses came to their house. My aunt-in-law, who is a pretty dedicated Presbyterian, didn’t have to argue with them or engage in a theological debate.

Rather, the Jehovah’s Witnesses ended up leaving rather quickly because of the total racket the four kids there were stirring up. In fact, when we walked through the door, each of the four kids was performing different, crazed, taekwondo kicks and grunting up a storm.

Reminds me of the famous punchline Seinfeld once delivered about how to respond to telemarketers — watch for yourself below: