Archives for the month of: September, 2008

I want to be an informed voter but it is increasingly difficult for me to stomach the derisive, hostile and often mocking tone of many recent political speeches (never mind the all mudslinging ads or insane punditry out there these days).  Reading the transcripts afterward helps a little bit, but it can be difficult to sort out truth from fiction, innuendo from issues.

If there’s a silver lining to all of this, I suppose today’s political climate reminds those of us who follow Christ that our ultimate hope is not in a particular politician or the political process. Tony Campolo says this in the latest issue of Relevant:

My contention is that if anybody asks if you’re a Democrat or a Republican, the answer should be, “Please name the issue.” On certain issues, I’m going to come across as someone who likes what the Republicans say, and on other issues I will come across as saying what the Democrats say.

Jesus might not be on the ballot for president, but maybe He could at least run for mayor of Detroit?  Lord knows, Detroit needs the help.

According to this article at ESPN.com, the LPGA has reversed its planned policy of suspending players who could not speak English:

Facing anger from lawmakers and bewilderment from sponsors, the LPGA Tour backed off plans to suspend players who cannot speak English well enough to be understood at pro-ams, in interviews or in making acceptance speeches at tournaments in the United States.

The policy has generated a storm of bad publicity since it was announced last month

Perhaps this is a testimony to Eugene Cho’s blogging power (and, if so, how can I get him to blog about people sending me gifts of gold doubloons?).  In any case, this is a small bit of good news — even if it takes the threat of sponsors withdrawing financial support and possible legal challenges — that change is possible (although, really, the LPGA should have seen this one coming).

Somehow, it warms my heart to know that members of Relient K are old enough to remember the pegging of jeans.  Peg your jeans (details below), find some puffy Reebok hitops, a nice Jimmy’Z shirt and this painter’s cap and you’re good to go.

For your educational instruction:

There’s a world of knowledge just waiting to be found on the YouTubes.

Much to my wife’s dismay, I have a firm belief that I can learn to breakdance.  All I need is a good YouTube tutorial and a lot of time.  This guy makes windmilling look so easy:

Maybe I’ll just start with moonwalking (in Korean, even!).  Or the Roger Rabbit.  I’m pretty sure this is how these guys learned all their moves.

Who needs classes?  Through the wonder of these online video tutorials, you can learn how to:

You know how some people carry around those little tip charts in their pockets? I’m thinking I could hit it big if I could make a pocket-sized “Christian equivalency” chart for people to carry around so they can steer clear of secular territory.  For example, this safety chart might have things like:

  • Mountain Dew t-shirt = “Jesus Meant to Die” t-shirt
  • Altoids = Testamints
  • Scattergories = Bible Scattergories
  • Dance Dance Revolution = Dance Praise Dance Game
  • Hootie and the Blowfish = Third Day, Casting Crows, MercyMe, et al.

…all of this was spurred on by the recent announcement that, for those of us who could not bear the thought of allowing face-melting heathen music like DragonForce or Iron Maiden into our homes but are still itching to play Guitar Hero, relief has finally arrived!

Say hello to Guitar Praise!

Unfortunately, although they do have a Petra song in the track list, I do not see any Stryper.  For real, no To Hell with the Devil or Honestly?  That’s a dealbreaker right there.